Friday, 31 December 2021

Party like it’s 2021…l

Don’t you just love leadership …. Or lack of.
Looking at all the facts Omicrom is not as lethal as Delta (the virus NOT the airline) but it does spread more rapidly….although 320 deaths yesterday says that we should still be concerned. 
It is amazing in our divided society that leaders can look at the same data and come to different conclusions. Scotland , Wales and Ireland have all closed up shop for the New Year.
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1SPsUXUvPh420LwCuCX-M1tP0kJpqOBQ7
The other is Boris and the fact that in England, you can party “cautiously”….. how does one party cautiously?
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1Z3PLPYWHv6To349MJ4j8mheSd6X65zKK
I understand that “the show must go on” but the numbers are growing. This time what we need to be aware of is the amount of people who will not be hospitalised but will have to isolate if found positive.

But what short term effects will it have on the NHS, the Police, Teachers, all jobs that can’t work from home. We need to avoid overload here so that we are unable to provide the services that we require to function.
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1JcnSffd9zduoOMdN9tcDtt0foRbMoDJl

……an oxymoron from a poxy moron
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1N1bTiYgdf4VQdZ4NnUMQYNuQPKvZx_Bl

Sunday, 5 December 2021

Sunday, 29 August 2021

Left Right Left Right ….. anyone for the middle?

I had always thought that we were all heading towards a world that was more tolerant and inclusive as we learned more from our history and past experiences
…. but sadly no…..

We now live in a world where beliefs are so black or white that nobody notices what’s in the middle.
Brexit -Remain
Covid vaccine - antivaxers/deniers.
BLM - Proud Boys
Taking the knee against racism - online /face to face systemic racial hatred.

We live in a world where rather than learn from our mistakes and make a better world we want to change history rather than change the future.

This week we find that kids books and tv programs are deemed politically incorrect because they reinforce stereotypes of gender inequality and inappropriate role models
Judith Kerrs “The Tiger who came to tea” has been in the firing line. A book that has been entertaining children for 50 years can “encourage rape and harassment”.
And here’s me worrying that it could encourage little girls to open the door to a variety of big cats and just be eaten.
I live in a world where I have never seen a “soap box” and certainly never seen one used for the use of avoiding prosecution for treason by saying something whilst your feet were still on the ground and thus prosecutable.

I guess that the internet is the new soapbox where people think that they have a right to free speech no matter whether their opinions are true or untrue.
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1RGS9eq2JGZbtcMhExhK_1GRffPH1UiOEhttps://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1St-1P0ngv5B_K0tBStaE-lWBra8xg_afhttps://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1wiQemuQa50g4uA7djuUhhPw7tvL9k2W7

Monday, 9 August 2021

COVID - United we stand - divided we …. become idiots…..

….and still they argue. After a summer of to holiday or not to holiday -Red list or Green list (or worst -the dreaded Amber plus list) 
Good news in the UK that our percentage of fully vaccinated us now at 74% you would think that we are nearly beating this thing …. But no!
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=16Hl3S48PmlxCtS-Ye-mcXCySpBG-q-0i
Here we have anti-Vaxers trying to “storm” the BBC 
I have the right to get vaccinated-you have the right to NOT get vaccinated……yet you want the right to NOT have a vaccine passports. 
Here’s my thought for the day.  Have a double vaccine ….. feel free to go out and live your life with others…. If you don’t want the vaccine ….. stay at home…. So you don’t need a passport either …..
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1amHGPyw4eKp9s0H3ySNx_xiJoq9EVCn5https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1IUEZkaXyAodlXkLtdGkmER0PcGL78CYM
Antivaxers- you have the right to not have the vaccine but you also have the right to win Darwin awards for doing so.
….. but you’re not listening ….. well not to us fully vaccinated … until it’s too late…… cos your off for your day trip to storm the BBC …. Home of Jonathan Van Tam and Chris Whitby……????


Sunday, 1 August 2021

…….Taxi!!

https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1ETM5uXk8uxFvGf4Q5w8Nih_z90jwrf2-

You couldn’t make it up….. so. In this apocalyptic world we now live in, kids now get a free coffee or an Uber discount to get a live saving vaccine…

They used to get a lollipop from the dentist for being a “brave little soldier” and having no tooth cavities.

Where’s my benefit for attending two vaccinations, following protocol for 16 months and trying my hardest NOT to get an illness which may kill me or at least cause me to be a massive burden on the NHS?

No! Nothing?

Discount on my taxes since I wasn’t out using all the services that I’d paid for during lockdown….. a Netflix voucher as I’d spent all my time at home NOT going out and following guidelines.

So. Ever feel like the kid in the class who works tirelessly to move forward yet finds plaudits going to the exceptionally able kids (fine-merited) and the naughty kids who get awards for NOT misbehaving!!

Seriously! You get a reward for doing something you should have done that most others have already done as it is their communal civic duty!!!

….. gone to hell on a handcart ….

Tuesday, 6 July 2021

Trolls and snowflakes…

….and here we go again.
Dont you just yearn for the day when trolls used to hide under bridges in fairy tails and snowflakes filled the Disney screen in Frozen.
Can anyone tell me the point in either.
The internet was supposed to be a thing of beauty that brought a distant world into our own homes. Now we have the snowflakes who are upset by everything ….. so much so that not only daddy bears hot porridge and mummy bears cold porridge would be nothing compared to the poor consistency of baby bears imported porridge from a non fair trade country that exploits its staff and trolls who just want to upset everyone. Surely they should follow The ethos of Thumper from Bambi ….”if you can’t say something nice -don’t say nothing at all” ….. very deep for a baby rabbit.
Just read an article about the rebranding and naming of movies that have been now deemed dated, outmoded, sexist, racist or to have “looked at a cinema goer in a funny way”

People.

Get a life
History is not to be changed but learned from. Just deal with it!

Wednesday, 9 June 2021

Covid. The truth, the whole truth and nothing but a bunch of untruths.

So. 

We’ve had waves and lockdowns, hospitalisation and unnecessary deaths, yet still here we are with the graphy thing having troughed out and starting to curve upward again.

So what exactly is the truth? How do we find the truth? How do we know what we find is actually the truth.

Do we do to the media (and I use the word media in the loosest possible sense whilst utilising an unedited page from the online daily mail.

Rishi is going to delay freedom day but a week or two….. hold on … Freedom day? Nelson Mandela had freedom day after over 25 years in captivity and thus Freedom day for him was entirely merited. 

We have been in our own homes with our own belongings and as much Amazon prime deliveries and Netflix as we could possibly need.
…. The reasons NOT to delay freedom day in the very next news item….. a contrary tale that takes us in the opposite direction….

….passengers NOT allowed ashore in Greenock …. Scotland is STIll part of the UK but seems to hold a higher standard to prevent the spread of any of the new variants.

…. “New variant in India gives people gangrene …. Well there’s an unexpected turn that I didn’t see coming!!

Every second article veers between all’s well and we’re all going to die…. No wonder we are a country that is divided by polar opposites in so many areas.

I do think that this is a good analogy for the UK for the last year.

Too many deaths “run to the right” and have lockdown ….. our civil liberties are being infringed “we have rights” “run to the left”  …. Says that we are 
Focusing  on not capsizing the boat by changing the balance by running left or right …….when the focus  SHOULD be moving the ship safely forward. 

https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=16lEoruPSqZP-VjldroTroIL7m2QHF26V

Monday, 3 May 2021

Oh to be a teacher ....

....it took less than two weeks of lockdown and homeschooling to get parents to appreciate the role of the teacher.
“I can’t get my kids to do any work” .... so how do you think we feel when we say the same thing to you at parents evening ... if you bother to turn up.
For weeks we rode high on the tidal wave of parental support. Then the Government used their postcode lottery exam algorithm to give grades ....until they decided that teachers knew the kids best so we were back on top again ..... until the predicted grades came in.....

..... but your child has never got a grade better than a two, does no homework and didn’t participate in online learning ....that’s why I didn’t project a 4.
Teachers unions refusing to return to school due to safety fears ..... but we don’t need to wear masks because the Government says so .... back down in the eyes of thdd we public once more.

Lockdown 2 bypassed the teaching profession as we taught through it watching large swathes of students removed from school as each positive case was recorded. 

Mixing classes and online live lessons became the norm. 

Lockdown 3 produced the online and hybrid lessons where we were in school doing online lessons with key workers children in the room.

Now we have no exams, but we must assess the children so we do exams.....but now we have to write the exams, mark the exams, moderate the marking of the exams and get external moderated approval for the exams .........as well as teaching the kids, running Impact anc intervention sessions ....
And now CAGs (Centre Assessed Grades) have become TAGs) the same but for Teachers this time ..... like the government wanted you to know that it was the NHS Test and Trace program (even though it wasn’t)
It’s exhausting.
And it’s not over yet. 
Now the exam Boards have given Grade Descriptors for us to use ..... rather than exam scores based on previous papers that we have already got the children to sit ....

Like changing to the rules of Tennis at half time at Wembley during the cup final.

Help!

Monday, 5 April 2021

A pint, a pint, no Covid passport for a pint!

Well here we are. 

A year after lockdown 1 started. 127,000 deaths (so far) I know that numbers are decreasing but nothing has gone away. 

The fact that we talk about deaths being 30% down on the previous week .... the use of maths doesn’t hide the pain of the families who have lost loved ones. 
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1Xwdm9cUnPPt4od9ViJbb7Jl6PdQswY0A
We have looked at graphs and charts of actual numbers , deaths per 100,000 population, comparisons with other countries in a rainbow of coloured line graphs and bar charts .....looking forward to these being integrated into future GCSE exams ...as opposed to little Johnny did a survey in his class to ask people what their favourite flavour of crisp was .....

How come everything is down to whether or not our right to go out to the pub and get trollied for three nights at the weekend is being infringed?

The “Kill the Bill” ( or kill the Old Bill more like) protesters are out and about again violently protesting against the removal of our rights to peacefully protest ???

Golden retriever in chief (BoJo) has said that he is looking forward to going out for a pint. (Does he know what a pint is or is he trying to be a lad?) 

We are already  seeing people herding together (without herd immunity) in large groups in open spaces. It seems that we all want to get “back to normal” and get out but are upset about the idea of a vaccination passport. Many think that it is an identity card by stealth. 72 MPs have said that the concept is “divisive” ...... isn’t that the point? There are those who have diligently “stayed indoors, washed hands and protected the NHS” and those who have frequently flouted lockdown. 
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1dh7g3o_bqb_YwaDW6L4Z2GMMHTK3l3pq
Those of us who have followed the rules and want the right to go out and enjoy ourselves V’s those who have been out doing it for the last year without close contact from those who don’t care. Remember figures on vaccine effectiveness are still only coming in at 70%-compared to all the 90+% that we heard in the beginning. 

A vaccination does not give you superpowers or immunity. If we used 70% effectiveness in other situations...you have a 70% success rate of not catching an STD, our flights have a 70% success rate in landing successfully. The rate would increase if those of us who wanted vaccination passports didn’t have to be on a plane with Johnny “ not bovvered” “it’s against my human rights” will be used ..... and we don’t want to upset people.
We’ve been told that vaccine passports won’t be “ready” in time before we are all back in pubs as of April 12th..... why? The roadmap out of lockdown is quite simple.

Roll out an effective vaccination program
Follow the rules of social distancing
Twice weekly testing for self awareness. 
Vaccination passport to check that you are in Covid free events.

Surely the passport could have been sorted out months ago by giving yet more billions to some Tory ministers dog Walker to develop?

How about we allow places to choose  whether they are VP friendly ..... like smoking or non smoking venues ..... too controversial?

There will still be “Tommy two lines” who will test positive on a Friday night but still demand the right to go out and share with his mates .....and everyone else because of his right to a pint of beer.


Thursday, 1 April 2021

Fashion....

......and I’m not talking about the song by David Bowie..... now there was a man who knew how to dress and reinvent himself... even his Aladdin Sane or his Ziggy Stardust moments caught your eye. Personally I always preferred him about the time that he and Jagger were “dancing in the street”

.....but I digress.

What is fashion? If something is “fashionable” it is something that is popular or something that someone has said loudly (and to many people) that this is the “must have” fashion item of the season..... a phrase that automatically gets me to turn round and head in the opposite direction . Like the person who tells you how really really funny a joke is before they actually tell it!

We live in a world where “influencer” is a career choice...... yeah.... I know!

If Kim Kardashian puts a fresh steaming cow pat on her head in the next season of KUWTK and tells everyone how great it looks - how many teens will follow her and do likewise .... too many too mention. 

.... by the way Kim’s cow pat wouldn’t be an ordinary cow pat. It would have been from a free range cow that had had an organic diet and blah blah blah ....

I’m a bit like the kid in the street watching the Emperor go past in his “see through” clothes ..... can you all hear the melodious tones of Danny Kaye “ the king is in the altogether ....” for those of us of a certain age....... but look -he’s naked!!!

The weather has been warm-ish for the last couple of days in March .... (known as Fools summer as it makes us think that we need to get out our summer wardrobe but we all know that there is snow just around the corner....

So, as a man with a fluctuating waistline (large but getting smaller ..... slowly) you think “ must get a new pair of shorts” ....and not the horrible sporty ones that I wear everywhere .... walking, working in the garden .... to bed ......

...so to Amazon it is .... and after a quick browse through the first page of men’s cargo shorts ....where as a middle aged man you gave to appreciate a large pocket for all those “things” that you just need a baggy external pocket or two for .... your eyes ate drawn to the rag at the bottom that says 3/4 length .... and so you press the button .....

.....why? Just why? If one spends all of ones working day in a trouser and one years for the end of the day when one can slide gently into a short but one isn’t sure if one should but one can’t make ones mind up .... then here is the ideal solution ..... NO! 

It’s like the fashion idiots who about 5 years ago thought that wearing one trouser leg full length and the other at 3/4 length was cool and tried to make it “a thing.”
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=190m7vqDyQWNinxqxRt8lA7FN2-l4txu4
I keep seeing young ladies with trousers that DON’T go all the way to their ankles and that is supposed to be fashion..... NO it just looks like you went to the shops to buy some clothes but couldn’t get an item in your size but liked it so much anyway that you still bought it ....... or that it was fashionable 3 years ago but you have since had a “growth spurt” and can’t bear to throw them away ..... eldest daughter did once have a Minnie Mouse nightie that eventually became a t-shirt and a pair of pyjama bottoms that turned into shorts but that’s just a cute child thing.

OK -I may be a fashion “dinosaur” trapped in the 80’s where a white t-shirt, leather jacket and faded jeans will NEVER go out of style. .... Now is that the difference?

Fashion is temporary, style is permanent. 
If so then I’m looking forward to being the most stylish old man in the care home

Thursday, 30 April 2020

Football v the NHS

Sport.
Something that provides some normality in a sea of death and dispondency. 
Today we hear that some players are “fearful” about returning to play.
Players on silly money each week who live in their luxury mansions who cannot agree on how to defer salaries to support other staff at the club or the NHS do not want to play for 90 minutes every 3 days to complete the obligations that they get admirably rewarded for.
Thank goodness the staff at the NHS did not say the same thing. They have obligations and rolled up their sleeves under their inadequate PPE gear.

Wednesday, 29 April 2020

The “One” Show ........

There is only one show in town at the moment and that’s Covid19. 

You can’t get away from it. 

It’s in the news, it’s got its own daily update with socially distancing MP’s providing dull, uninspiring information in a style guaranteed to bore. The fact that they wheel out a different cast to reel out the same lack of answers to the same questions each day. 

Deaths and cases go up, or down but the drone remains the same.

At moments like these I think about the 24 hour news stations and their constant repetitive cycle that goes round in an an hour rather than a day. I mean how much of the same can you take?

In the past there has been “breaking” terrorist attacks or explosions where we have to go to our nearest reporter to give you their uninformed eye witness commentary as they speak to people who didn’t see what happened but could describe the horror of the aftermath.... as they go back to the studio where they have found someone who is an “expert” to give an informed opinion about something that we have no information about.

Spare a thought at this time to think about Sports stations such as Sky .... who have 9 TV stations for live sport.....when there is .... no live sport to bring.

We can talk about when sport will come back, if it should come back, why sport is irrelevant at this time, what elite sportspeople are doing to stay fit and ready for sport when it returns......
.....let’s listen to sports people who have no sport to talk about talk about the Corona virus ..... and it’s effect on sport.

Channel flicking ...... the NHS have no PPE........ footballers who are not working are unwilling to give up part of their £350,000 a week to .....  teams should go in for Harry Kane but it will cost £200,000,000.....

A  99 year old man can raise over £20miion by walking round his garden. There’s a sport that is worth watching.

Tuesday, 28 April 2020

Are you a squirrel, lemming or jack ass?

Squirrels gather their nuts for winter, lemmings follow each other over cliffs in bouts of mass hysteria and a jackass is just a jackass.

And today we have queues round the Tescos car park, security guards and police used by supermarkets as panic buying goes into turbo charge mode.

Supermarkets are not empty. There is food. Just not necessarily the basics.

Fruit, veg, meat, pasta, paracetamol and cheap alcohol have all shot from the shelves.... Don't know what kind of self isolating party these people are having but I am glad I am not invited.

As you may know, I hate the shortening of words, BREXIT Covid19 and of course FOMO. Why are people so afraid of missing out that they need to spend their entire monthly wages on stocking up their   Deep freezes and fridges to overflowing.

 If only we did our weekly shopping as we all do but stood 1 1/2 m away from each other we would all be fine. 
I always feel sorry for the items that are left on the shelves.......all the sweet corn tins had gone.....but there were loads of tins of peas......since when did they go out of fashion.

All the wine under £7 had gone but the good stuff was still bountiful. 

There were calls in a newspaper for Boris to get the wartime spirit going.........well with security outside supermarkets we already have rationing and following BREXIT our new found fear of foreigners.

Think smart. Hunker down and wait. 
Hopefully the bloke who left with an 8 month supply of toilet rolls....won't be back in tomorrow .....sadly the people who didn't get any yesterday will mutate into him in time for the tills to open tomorrow as they missed out yesterday and so the whole FOMO thing mutates.

We should have known things would be like this. See motorways......how come we all grind to a halt when there isn't an accident.....and everyone thinks that any one of the other lanes is travelling at 1/2 mph faster than theirs so they want to change lanes and then someone else wants to change and move into their space....then there's the bloke who bombs down the lane with the red T and indicates like a mad thing knowing that we will still let him in even though we have done the sensible British thing and queued up sensibly.

We need leadership,information and a clear plan........and then we all need to stick to it!






Friday, 17 April 2020

Sadly you do have the right to kill yourself .... but don’t take me with you.

Corona virus.

It’s the only show in town and at this point the only thing on tv. 

I can’t bring myself to watch the Corona virus updates which show 3 politician/medical expert/blah blah blah person with their podiums set to the recommended 2m distance for people to still socially distance.
There is very little informative to learn from them and some of these people have no bedside manner or ability to feel empathy with the people in lockdown watching them from their homes.

It’s good to know that 90% of Britons are following the lockdown order. What about the rest? Why are they not?

Did Anne Frank think , no , these Germans are not interested in me, I’ll just pop out to the Amsterdam Cornerstore for a lava lamp to make my loft hideaway more bearable. 

I love the fact that in America there are now marches to defend the people’s right to free assembly and how lockdown is “unconstitutional.”

Lockdown in the UK has been reffered to as Draconian. 

People are concerned about the long term effect on the economy....... so....just how many cases daily deaths make it acceptable for us all to return to our former lifestyles.

We are not in normal circumstances. Yes Americans have the right to assemble in the constitution ..... during the blitz in WW2 you have the right to set fire to your waste in your garden at night as the German bombers flew overhead but I hope that none of your neighbours choose to.

In the UK we have been told that some of us are TOO good at staying in. 

It will be interesting to see how we react when we are told that lockdown is over. Some will run out into the sun to reclaim their lost time.... some will peek out, gently adjusting their eyes to the change and some will not want to stick their heads out at all.

It’s also good to know that several months into this pandemic and with  over 12,000 deaths in the UK
That the Government has put together a corona virus vaccine task force.

This is not the “shall we or shan’t we” invest in salt and gritters when it may or may not be a cold, snowy winter.

You can’t always plan for worst case scenarios.... although someone, somewhere earns big bucks to run theoretical scenarios. Why are we so far behind the curve that rather than flatten it, we have let it climb higher than it should?

Not a lot of those “Keep calm, thrive in Lockdown and carry on” memes.

Tuesday, 14 April 2020

Car crash tv....

Here we are in self isolation for 3 weeks. Many people are struggling to find things to do or are “bored” with having to spend 3 weeks in a house that they have bought, decorated and furnished with things to make it comfortable. Why don’t people do something rash like use the opurtunity to do something positive? I don’t mean learn a new language or write a book but play with their kids or make plans-start projects with their spouse or partner.

The media is full of celebrities and their struggles as their selfies show how they are coping in their 10 bedroom mansions with swimming pools.....

Others have to go out shopping with their designer face masks .........but I digress.

Having gone through the news which has for the most been repetitively similar for the last month ... I clicked on the US showbiz section of the Daily Mail online ....I know....
Isn’t it amazing how “showbiz” or “celebrity” takes on a whole new meaning.
Amidst articles about Brad Pitt, John Travolta and Angelina Jolie are loads of others

I still don’t understand the fixation with the Kardashians/Jenners. The fact that you get screen time for overacting badly in front of cameras by talking loudly and controversially whilst being a designer coat hanger is something I will never get.

This has spawned “Real Housewives” from a variety of different places from New York,Orange County and Beverly Hills........people.... these are anything BUT real housewives as their plastic surgeons will testify to. Real housewives of the Bronx or Nowhere special  Arkansas probably wouldn’t get ratings because those are real people with real everyday issues.

Whilst we have “Strictly” the Americans gave dancing with the stars.....where it seems compulsory for marriages to fall apart after hours of dancing together..... dancers names appear regularly in the media..... for those of us old enough ..... can you remember any dancer from Saturday night Seaside Special?
 
Teen mom, 90 day fiancé, for the US whilst we have loads of news from stars of TOWIE or Love Island. There was an article about how someone from Gogglebox had passed away ..... a program which watches people watching tv and talking through it ......I mean anyone who wants to talk through tv should be sent to their room.

My big fat Gypsy Wedding or dear god ....the Tiger King, appear to take the most dysfunctional examples of humans and give the world access to them for the viewing world to watch in shock and awe.

The more of this ....cheap tv that there is , the less time broadcasters have to develop a fine historically accurate costume drama.
 
It is all car crash tv. Something that is horrible but that   once seen, cannot be unseen.

In a world where people are famous for being you tubers, social influencers, gamers.....can we take a moment and understand that tv’s idea of reality - just isn’t!


https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1A_Aex7a1Px-OxMy3Q_G6YjjwdGXuqh-ihttps://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=10XlOuxsWxbuQvk2u_Skm-Cqzxg3uzlaJhttps://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1-THiyZVPx8zuuBvsQ7tsvmy7i5-S0WbEhttps://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=143ytMLiZykODjlrUPmjCIJ122RlUEBWwhttps://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1uReEMWSofhx17kIRYZHOBHmgUOv56bAx


Sunday, 29 March 2020

The byways pecking order....

As we get deeper into the pandemic that is corona virus I still take my dog for a walk. Normally at 6 in the morning thus avoiding as many people as possible. Living in the country does have some joys as, unlike cities, I have loads of space to work with. With the parks and communal spaces closes the Flitch way.... the old railway line that is on the other side of the road from my house provides a scenic East-West straight walk.
There are the occasional others seen, even at that time of day. There seems to be a higherarchy of Flitch users. First there is the solo walker or dog walker who is wrapped up warm, occasionally with a dog on a lead who are always capable of a smile and/or a knowing brotherhood of walking nod to fellow walkers.
Then there is the runner. These are normally dressed in something bright neon, frequently a “I finished the .....insert venue here...10K” just to let you know that they are professionals and have done this sh!t seriously. Rarely time for a not for these guys. Oh no, there are times to be met and no socialising to be done.
Then there is the cyclist. The off roader with their thick tyres and supercharged suspension with their muddy fox waterproof top and clingy black Lycra leggings. They need no high visibility gear as they do not go on the road and mingle with the polluting cars that are even higher up the food chain.
No smiles behind their Oakley sports sunglasses, even though it’s 6am only an inconvenient grunt should your pooch stray into their path.
Then there is the horseman. Haven’t seen one yet but the trail of u’s and steaming brown heaps let you know where they have once been.
How do path users fit into this sidewalk social groupings. Is it the amount of gear required to complete the task of going from A to B from comfortable shoes through to lightweight trainers to  5 gazillion speed gear bike or horse and horsey paraphernalia?
Or is it speed? The faster you go the more important your sidewalk status?
I don’t know. I think that in these uncertain times that Me and my dog prefer the silence and social distancing that early mornings bring.https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1krgsXKlg-8WAvO4B1gn6ntca7AQpMz-A

A dog owners Christmas tree

I am a dog owner and a proud one at that. If you had told me that having a cute dog was a great way to meet new people I would have got one in my teens. I am never happier then when Lulu and I are out on walks .... we did 55,000 dad steps one day ... about 26.2 miles. Enough to complete a marathon. As a responsible dog owner, yes I do clean up after my pampered pooch. Normally about 300-400 yards into our long walk.
Occasional I will “stick it and flick it” if I am somewhere far from the madding crowd rather than leaving a soiled footpath.
My dog is a tiny dog so doesn’t really leave something you need a wheelbarrow and shovel for. 
It does however never cease to amaze me that the larger the dog, the less likely the owner is to pick it up judging by the large species faeces we have had to navigate round this week.
I forgot my bag......we’ll surely it can still be moved subtley.
The thing that I really don’t get is the dog own who watches their pooch do what comes naturally ... then get out their multicoloured, sweet smelling, designer poo bag, pick up the said poo ......... and then leave it hung on a tree branch or a gate........ why..... is it a warning to other dog owners that dogs business is not welcome here?
I hope that in any fair world that said dog owner gets up on Xmas morning to find their Christmas tree sparkling and bedecked with all the sharny poo bars hey left for unsuspecting others to find throughout the year .
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Saturday, 21 March 2020

Teaching teachers

Thanks to friends who mistakenly think that as teachers, for us, the holidays have started.

They have not.

In strange circumstances, we are in the process of rolling our sleeves up, keeping calm and carrying on.

As  maths teachers, we are ahead of the curve as our weekly homework tasks are set and monitored online via show my homework and Hegarty maths.

In business, you have the experience of group conference calls for meetings straddling continents.

We are adapting / learning /setting up google classrooms and will meet on Monday and Tuesday to set up training and strategies to try and move forward as seamlessly as possible. 

Resources will be prepared and shared as we evolve our online classrooms to support all our students using the technology available.
The next two weeks will probably more strenuous than normal as educators get educated to keep education moving forward.

Spare a thought for teachers who are also parents so will see this from both sides at the same time.

Holidays? Don’t think so! The hard work is just beginning.

My my my my ...corona

Remember how Britain’s exit from Europe (Brexit) divided the nation? In? Out? We still disagree and I am still no better off understanding the reasons why. If someone can explain to me how I/we will be better off then I am sure I could support the idea based on actual facts.

Climate change (whatever happened to global warming which from a UK point of view sounded like a good thing) hard to believe that when we look at typhoons, hurricanes and flooding that there are still people (many in places of power) who could take actions to slow down the effects of this but choose not to. Information and misinformation. Yet it’s hard to deny what you see with your own eyes.

The Corona virus (Covid19). Shorten it (like Brexit) to make it easier to say especially when it’s something we will be saying a lot. 

It has been interesting to watch its rise, development and spread. PotUS refers to it as the Chinese disease. I’m sure that the people of Spain won’t appreciate associations with previous flu epidemics.

It was a disease that was “over there” and we watched as it moved slowly and deadly across the world. 

Then it was in Europe, in Italy  and Spain and finally here.

For politicians to be unsure of what needs to be done is alarming. Unlike a tv program that has been shown in another country first ..... everyone should know what happens before it gets here rather than ignoring all information and waiting to see for ourselves.

Again we live in a nation divided between those who are in “self isolation” or “social distancing” from others versus those who want to go down the pub for a drink or see the coming months as a holiday.

We have seen the best of people who are sharing what food they have and looking after the elderly and infirm, doctors, nurses and medical professionals working excessive hours to support patients.

We have seen the worst of people who have “stockpiled” products and emptied supermarket shelves, possibly forcing ill families out of future self isolation to forage for what is left to support their families.

We have seen kindness of some who have given the use of closed hotels to support exhausted NHS workers.

We have seen others cruelly sack and evict employees with no notice.

Now we are in gradual enforced lockdown. Many could not see the importance of self isolation as the need to “go out for a pint” was their right or that they think that they won’t get the disease or that if they did that it won’t be “that” bad since they are neither old or sick.

A bit like bad drivers. They have never had an accident but have seen loads happen around them. 

Whilst we just don’t know what the outcome will be, what further restrictions will need to be put in place or when life will go back to a new normality. 

There are many who are projecting two weeks, two months, three months , a year. Illness and death tolls are all based on projection , algorithms and opinions.

We have all been shocked by videos and reports from China, a communist state of the forced isolation, but their statistics appear to show that with this first wave of the illness, they are turning a corner.

Recent figures showing mortality rates since the 10th death in countries around the world that the UK has the second highest.

Our leader has talked about “squashing the sombrero” of the virus curve. In order to do that you need to act early and effectively, yet most things have been done retrospectively rather than proactively.

What do the next few months hold? 
I don’t know.
We live in interesting times.
Let’s make sure that we work together to emphasise the “live” part.

Friday, 22 June 2018

500 miles....or was it.

Bob A recent music quiz night ended in argument with just exactly how many miles the Proclaimers walked. The song title is I'm gonna be (500 miles)..... But they did walk 500 more......oh things got a bit feisty.


On the other hand I am a bit more concerned with the relationship between Mr Proclaimer and his lady friend. If he gets drunk....he's going to get drunk next to her. All well and good but if he is going to see her, why does he plan to walk only 500 miles and then 500 more. If his girlfriend lives 1000 miles away....why not plan to walk the whole 1000 miles? Is he unsure about the permanency of the relationship?

When he wakes up, he wakes up next to her? How often does this happen as he appears to live 1000 miles away and I'm not sure about a long distance relationship.

When he's working, he's working hard for her....... If he plans to walk for 2x 500 miles at let's say 50 miles a day that means he would take 20 days to get there.... What some of job would allow him that a out of time off in lieu?

If he's working hard, surely the loss of 20 days salary is an unwise option.

If he is going to walk 2 x 500 miles to drop down at her door, surely the concept of "getting drunk" with her might have something to do with the fact that he drops down at her door.

It's good to know that he plans to give almost every penny on to her. Although the drinking is unwise, it would surely be better to spend the alcohol money on a bus fare so that he can then earn more money at work and maybe save so that they can afford to live closer than the current 1000 miles which seems to be having an adverse effect on their relationship.
I don't think that this would have happened when the Proclaimers were a fine folk trio before Frankie Boyle went solo