What exactly does Britain stand for?

Well, hopefully for pregnant ladies, or old people on a train or bus but it is interesting that in the current political climate that we have become a country that stands FOR nothing but does stand AGAINST whatever there is.

BREXIT. We don't like Europe so let's have a vote. The end result was that everyone who hates anything voted. I hate the Tories...BREXIT! I hate Labour.....BREXIT......I hate being told that my bananas must be straight....BREXIT.

I almost felt sorry for Theresa May...it's like she's always wanted to captain the ship and now she's at the helm of the Titanic and I'm smelling ice.

So then the voters decided that they didn't like Theresa, but couldn't quite get rid of her so she's taken a shot below the waterline but is sure everything will be ok. Strong and stable dearie.

I think that this is now a trip where nobody really wants to drive ( a worry because politicians ALWAYS want to drive) but all the passengers want to go in different directions.... A bit like the minibus home after a drunken night out where everyone wants to be taken home first......and the taxi driver still doesn't want to be there.....with the added bonus of the aroma of stale beer and sick.

Nice to know that negotiations according to our divorce lawyers are going well.....although his lawyer says they've given up nothing. BREXIT....seems to be where you want a divorce but still want her to keep on cooking and cleaning for you, you get access to the kids all the time and you still get nookie once a week......and you're not out of pocket....any solicitor who can get that will be a fine upstanding gentleman of learning indeed.

Can we have a vote on something equally ridiculous to see if there are any other issues that a referendum can screw up. NATO membership,........the offside rule..........ABBA reforming..... All guaranteed to get an opinion but not an a tiled response.

Ah politicians....who'd be one.

What a week...

Your car has a "little" rattle that turns out to cost £4300 to repair... Oh well you think...I was planning to blow the dust off the bike after half term anyway..... ...first day of the "new me" cycling in to work means getting 3/4 of the way there before having a puncture and having to walk the rest of the way.....had to call youngest child to come pick Daddy up from school....great use of a fertilised egg that was.... ...and I dropped my favourite Chelsea mug and broke the handle off it..... ......I loved that mug! But don't worry, Antonio Conte and the lads from the bridge have just gone and won us the Premier league title again......A different sort of cup but hey...one down, FA Cup Final to go...Get in!