Local Eco warrior Gabriella Birss and full time vegetarian and writer of books, had invested a lot of time and effort into supporting the planet and trying to grow her own tomatoes. She had gone up the road and purchased several plants from a local vendor to support her already full seedling trays, looking forward to a bumper summer harvest.
"I am supporting the planet and being environmentally friendly using no pesticides and helping the local economy as well as trying to become self sufficient." She said.
Police had to be called to the scene of the crime is morning.
Unfortunately large amounts of earth and compost had been thrown over the plants, in one case uprooting a plant completely
"I've never seen such agricultural carnage," said a local member of the constabulary. "We have takeley CSI on the job, the are currently taking fingerprints and foot casts in the surrounding area and we want any members of the public to come forward with any information that they may have."
"We will cordon off the area in an attempt to prevent further incidents." Said the Detective.
Later on a concerned citizen came forward and provided an anonymous tip on the hotline.
"So, I've i grass up the perp, I presume that I'll get a substantial reward. Of course I'm not in this for the money....although I am partial to some salmon......
The full might of the Herts and essex police teams rounded up the suspects.
The ringleader was said to be unrepentant.
"It's our land. We have been here for longer than those plants. It's like the land of our fore-mothers or something....this is sacred ground and belongs to us....our chicken rights are being infringed. We will fight on....even if we have to go in through the rhubarb."
Police wanted to talk to Gabi and inform her that the culprit had been reprehend end. Sadly a news report came to us that she did not come home last night. four winged assailants in balaclavas were seen ushering her into a poultry van outside the local cinema.
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