Saturday 14 June 2014

The battle continues.

the toilet roll tube problem seems to be abating.

Now we need to work on the " just exactly what do you do when the bin fills up?"

Obviously the elders of the tribe have failed to pass tribal lore down to their offspring

Currently, the plan seems to be

A) keep on stuffing it into the bin so that the bag rips to shreds when someone tries to empty it

B) leave any rubbish close by where it can be dealt with a a later date, by anyone else!

C) start an auxiliary bin in a plastic bag on the handle of the back door.

Current belief amongst the tribe is that the bins empty by magic or that one of the many unseen gods empties them before dawn and moves them to a far off land and that in order to prevent them making eye contact with the Gods and perhaps facing like death or something, they stay in their beds until the afternoon thus avoiding contact and perpetuating the myth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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