I'm Kim Jong Un, get me out of here.

 A week ago, all we could talk about was Li'l Kim. Kids at school who hardly pay any attention to new that occurs outside the football and entertainment pages paid attention to the fact the world might end.
The world didn't end when the hadron collider didn't find the Higgs boson particle for a millisecond and accidentally plunge the world into eternal nothingness. Kids paid attention to that.
North Korea were about to launch missiles in the direction of South Korea in response to them unleashing Psy and Gangnam Style.
This week we appear to have forgotten about him and are more concerned about Kim Kardashian's maternity clothing, Gweneth Paltrow's see through dress or Luis Suarez's  teeth
What has caused all this? Simple. Obama sent Li'l Kim an iPad with a BGT app which he uses instead of the nuclear launch button. Apparently this keeps him busy for hours and has kept his mind off of world domination.
The Second World War was won when Churchill sent a colouring book to Adolf Hitler. Hitler's years as a painter came back to him and he would spend hours colouring in.
Sadly, he did spend a lot of time crossing over the lines - force of habit, but it was enough to put him off his game.
Nikita Kruschev was in America at a dinner with all of Hollywoods Great and Good including Marylyn Monroe with whom he was quite taken.
He exclaimed his disappointment that he was unable to go to Disneyland because the US powers said that they could not guarantee his safety.
If only he could have gone then the whole Bay of Pigs incident could have been avoided.
Maybe it's time for Kim Jong Un to do a guest appearance on the BGT panel. machine a new BROMANCE with Simon!