The Luis Suarez Vegan Cookbook.

Currently very popular in the Merseyside area and a best seller in the Amazon charts is the Luis Suarez Cookbook. Definitely not for vegetarians. This contains a variety of recipes that are all meat based. Louis has moved away from the spices of his South American home and developed a taste for Eastern European meals. He prefers nothing better than a light bite in the afternoon and is prepared to forgo the fave beans and fine chianti that would compliment this fare.
The man is an animal. Not since the days of Mike Tyson's teeth meeting Evander Holyfield's ear, have we witnessed such feral behaviour. Mike had the excuse that in a boxing clinch....at least it was near. Luis had to get both hands on the arm and then lean in to take a bite, ( although he didn't have time to put on seasoning first.)
The phrase "adding insult to injury" was emphasised by a last minute, equalising goal scored by a man who should have been enjoying an early bath.
The FA are about to introduce Hawkeye goal line technology so that once every three months we don't have the "did it go over the line or not "  argument.
The fact that Mr. Suarez has already served a 7 match ban for biting an opponent and will probably get a post match ban of a similar magnitude will sadly not be any consolation for Chelsea who were robbed of victory.
Here is an ideal example of how football has put it's head in the sand and refuses to embrace game changing technology that millions can see instantly, yet officials do not benefit from and football matches and thus millions of pounds can be affected by it.
It's time for UEFA and FIFA to wise up and bring football up to the standard of other sports which have vastly improved by the use of TV replays.
The Beautiful Game has had another Ugly day.
Beware all if Luis wants to have you over for dinner.....