The Only Way is E-Sex!

Love has changed.
Relationships have changed.
When was the last time you told someone that you loved them....if you have to think about it, I rest my case. (I'm also not referring to footballers or pop stars who have love thrown at them on a regular basis from appreciative acolytes...the exception being my feelings for Didier Drogba in Munich in May 2012...that love can never be broken.)
What ever happened to good old fashioned hand holding and kissing and writing letters of undying or unrequited love?)
Nowadays we have sexting. Lets not be in the same room but talk dirty to each other. Hold on a minute....this is a camera phone....CLICK!
I looked on the Internet for events on at Hatfield Forrest......and came across an article that said it was Essex's number one site for dogging. DOGGING! I drive past the car park most nights and am now afraid to slow down or turn my head.
The Internet is either a technological miracle, an educational shot of novocaine (colouring in for the new millennium as children can cut and paste instead of actually reading and summarising) or a source of concern for parents.
The first day I got a modem, my eldest daughter asked if she could use the computer to do some research on her school animal project. Her chosen animal was the beaver....HELP!
In London it is said that you are never more than 12 feet away from a rat. On the Internet you are probably never more than 12 clicks away from pornography.
My wife said that whilst on her ipad the other day she received an invitation to meet "local slags." I wasn't aware that we had any but shall now look more closely when queuing in the Post Office.
Say "I love you" more often and mean it.
Take time out to show someone special that you love them.
Spend the afternoon just laying in each others arms watching them breathe.
It's a beautiful, precious,vulnerable moment of trust.

Go on. You know that you want to.