Monday 6 January 2014

Dear god what next?

Yet another reason why Onesies are bad. I relise that the English language evolves but the fact that in the last two years it has given us the onesie and the selfie.........Why is our language now aimed specifically at people of the intelligence quotient less than the average two year old...If Babesy wabesy wants mumsy wumsy to get her a onesie bunsy and take a selfie welfie......the noël cowardice wowardie will roll over in his gravesy.

What was this pregnant woman thinking of?

Woman gives birth in the leg of her onesie in King’s College hospital car park

Woman gives birth in the leg of her onesie
A 21-year-old woman gave birth while still in her onesie (Picture: PA)

Onesies are not only good for relaxing in on a Sunday morning but also for giving newborns a safe and comfortable place to arrive in this world.

One new mother was left stunned when her baby couldn’t wait for the hospital bed and instead arrived into the leg of her all-in-one suit.

Jessica Wynter, 21, from Streatham in south London, said: ‘The onesie saved my baby’s life.’

If it hadn’t had been for her full body pyjamas little Kye would have popped right out and hit the pavement in the car park, she said.

The graphic design student told The Sun (£): ‘If I’d not been wearing it I don’t think Kye would have survived. It was incredibly lucky.’

It was all so quick that 6lb 5oz Kye was found wedged inside the leg of the garment which had cushioned the fall.

Ms Wynter’s mother Christine, 48, said: ‘Within seconds of getting out of the car Jessica screamed, “He’s here!” I ran to her and, sure enough, heard a baby crying.

‘I undid the zip of her onesie and there he was, tucked up safely in the garment’s leg. If she hadn’t had it on I dread to think what might have happened. It was really scary stuff.’

Doctors rushed to Jessica’s aid and took both her and her new son into hospital on a stretcher where Kye was found to be healthy.

The onesie has now been washed and will be a keepsake for the family .

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