Miley Cyrus, What have you done?

The world watched her performance at the VMA awards with their jaws on the floor.

Twerking. The act of shaking your ass in the close proximity to someone ore something else has "trended" I believe is the phrase or "gone viral"

The fact that she chose to do it half naked in a fletch coloured latex two piece made the whole thing even worse. Robin Thicke is already wearing the prison outfit should he dare to a rurally touch Miley's ass. The Americans seemed jolly happy with this outburst of thrusting. Do you remember how "outraged " we got on this side of the pond when JLO dared to go on BGT with thigh boots and a leotard with most of her body covered up! It was almost enough to make us drop our cucumber sandwiches.

Miley has since appeared naked atop a wrecking ball to promote her singing but is this just another case of a celebrity loosing the plot or doing anything for a cheap hit?

We are still watching the ongoing public breakdown and addiction of Lindsey Lohan as she staggers from drug fuelled party to missing court cases.

We have seen the all to public meltdown of Former Disney star Amanda Bynes who was brilliant as a child star with the Amanda show.

We watched as Britney drove with her baby on her lap and cut off her hair in a public cry for help.

We watch as Justin Bieber lurches from one poor decision to another.

The fact that a lot of these meltdowns occur as the former child stars gain their independence from the parents who have guided them into their millions and no longer hold sway over their decisions.

Twerking.

Today we see a royal princess Twerking in front of a stuffed grizzled bear in the papers. I imagine grandma will have something to say about that.

Fearne Cotton tried it but doesn't look convinced that it is the right thing to do. The panelist doesn't know where to look.

I believe that Gilbert Gottfried has moved things forward to Twogging which involves Twerking in front of your dog.

 

To be perfectly honest, the next stage will be to do it in front of their cat and so .....twatting will become the next craze.

Why do we want to do something that porn stars and lap dancers have been making money out of for ears and share it with the world.

Mind you. Twerking should not be taken on by everyone......

 

 

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