One of the two British women arrested for drug trafficking in Peru is to plead guilty after striking a deal that could see her walk free from prison in less than three years.
Melissa Reid and Michaella McCollum Connolly, both 20, were caught with £1.5 million worth of cocaine in their suitcases at Lima International Airport on August 6 and insisted they had been forced to carry the drugs.
Look at them. Don't they just look so happy. Like one of their cases has just gone missing on their Ryanair flight to Malaga.
Melissa has decided to strike a deal and say that "she done it" so she will have a three year sentence. Three years in Peru. Her folks won't be turning up for visiting every Sunday then? If she admits it then the other ones stuffed so she'll confess her sins as well. they will have a nice holiday in orange jump suits and come out and sell their stories, make a few bob and then live out sad, desperate lives doing the chat show circuit, release a book about "My Lima prison hell" and then go back to their drug fuelled party life in Spain.
If I was forced to do some drug trafficking, I would at least leave some evidence in a safe place, that I was being forced to do it at home before I got on a plane so my lawyers could use it to get Mr. Big.
Their accommodation looks quite nice. I've lived on oil rigs where the accommodation is just as cramped and source.
Looking at the photographs of them we can only assume that the authorities "took care" of the drug filled suit cases as they appear in the same clothes in every photo......by now they may smell a little bit.
Mellissa at least still has time to brush her hair straight and Michaella to put her hair into that stupid donut shape....if I well the Peruvian drug police....I would get a sniffer dog to have a look in there too.
It was also nice to read that strange men are already sending them mobile phone numbers so that they can speak to them whilst in prison and offers of marriage are coming in.
Trust me kids, if you want celebrity, big brother is a much safer option, although not as comfortable and it will FEEL longer than three years.
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