Amidst the unrest in the Middle East, death and destruction everywhere, news that there has been no births in Cairo for the last few days at starting to concern.
Pregnant women are going pat their due date with no sign of an imminent birth. Medical experts say that they are baffled by this.
Scientists have been dumbfounded by the worrying statistic and are also unable to find any clues as to the cause.
Military sources say that they too have no idea as to why his might be. They haven't really given it much thought as they are more concerned as to the increased amounts of spying from within their borders.
Images sent out last night show the culprit behind bars.
Egypt's newest Skyfall recruit is none other than a stork that was captured as it appeared to be carrying an electronic device.
"We take spying within our borders very seriously." said Major Mohammed Al Jazeera to newspapers last night. So much so ha hey have also removed any gooseberry bushes across the country.
"It looks like a tracking device" said the reporter from the Daily Mail.
"That's just what they want us to think" said the Major.
Meanwhile back in London, M was debating disavowing he unnamed stork and Q was concerned that another 3 million pounds of spyware had fallen into enemy hands.
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