I absolutely loved him in all three Lord of the Ring films......or wasn't he the giant spider in the woods outside Hogwarts?
I was delighted to see that Waitrose, the U.K. Superstore have voted Tarragon the Herb of the Month award.
I was a bit concerned as I wasn't aware of this award. How do you get to vote? How many other herbs are up for it? Is there a prize? Is Simon Cowell involved in the audition process? "This is exactly what we were looking for."
Is there a trophy and if so if you win three times do you get to keep it?
Will Tarragon be turning up for a guest appearance on Graham Norton or will it get it's own chat show on cable?
Will the pressure of success prove too much for Tarragon as it is pictured coming out of a sleazy motel at two in the morning leaving a young mint plan hiding between the sheets.
Will it have to go to the Betty Ford Clinic for it's addiction to lemon grass?
Hopefully Tarragon will look after it's winnings as I'm sure that it will be minted!
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