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Saturday 29 June 2013

Excuse me Mr. Jagger...

June 28, 2013 (LONDON) -- Mick Jagger thinks his original career plan to become a school teacher might have provided plenty of satisfaction.

The Rolling Stones frontman told BBC Radio Friday that his music career has not been challenging intellectually and that teaching might have been "gratifying" instead. He also said he had considered becoming a politician or a journalist when he was a teen.

Instead he has become one of the most successful rock singers in history.

Despite his interest in other careers, Jagger says he's "very pleased" with how things have turned out.

I can just imagine Mr. Jagger teaching a bottom set Year 11.

"Today children we are going to look at poetry in the form of music lyrics."

"You mean like how Brown Sugar is about you shagging some coloured bird!"

"The phrase is ethnic minority Jenkinson please!"

"...and how about Satisfaction is all about how you can't get none 'cos your dick is so small."

"I do not have a small dick...."

"Yeah, that's what Miss Hall in Drama and Miss Faithful in P.E. say"

"What's that smell, Tompkins, are you smoking? It stinks."

" it's medicinal sir, I got it from the Head of Technology Mr. Richards!"

 

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