Imagine "our Dave" with his public school education let loose on a secondary comprehensive.
Cameron on Mathematics:- "there's seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenteen.........
Cameron on History:- "...and then Norman the conq came To Hastings and shot his load In to Harold's eye......"
Cameron on Drama:- "...forget Shakespeare...personally I think you can't get a better actor than Beaker from the muppet show.
Cameron on Home Economics:- ....now we take this little chap and we can either drop him straight into the pan of boiling water or the blender.....yummy"
Cameron on P.E. ...."kids today need to toughen up. Less of this namby pamby soccer.....I have always believed that Kung Fu should be taught....."
Cameron at parents evening:- ..." Oh yes Mrs Tomkinson, I think we need to work together to look after Tommy as your separation takes place."
Cameron on failing standards:- ..." bovvered? Do I look bothered?"
Cameron on Bobby Birss as a teacher:- " He can just go F......."
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