Why Eric Whitacre must die by my hand!

"Dear reader I married him......but if Eric Whitacre had been available then I wouldn't have looked twice at him," are words that are written somewhere in a journal that my wife keeps or would have if she still kept one like she did when she was at school. A little red one with a lock and a key (that you could probably open using a hair pin.)

I've never met the man but the desire to have him "taken out" in a slow and painful way has now come to a head.

Who is he, I hear you ask?

He is an American composer/conductor....apparently.He ran a course for choral singers last year to which Sheena attended and it's been downhill ever since.

"Oh he's very good looking." ........ "Oh....Really!"

You can tell that your marriage is in trouble when she pulls up images of him on her ipad to show dinner guests just exactly HOW good looking he is.
The kids refer to him as "new dad"
Now, the last straw. There, in her car is the album with his glossy blonde hair. Not hidden away but on display.

Please keep an eye on the obituaries column as he should be here shortly......"Conductor killed in baton related incident!"