NON sexy pillow talk.

Cushions!

Is there anything less manly than cushions? Guys, when was the last time that you had cushions on your To Do list?

Women love cushions. They can't get enough of them. A bit like shoes and handbags, the words multitude and plethora can be used in conjunction with them.

My wife has cushions on the sofa. OK. But why do they have to be three thick? Why are some of the cushions "good" cushions that you can't  actually rest on? I thought that additional suppor was the only role of a cushion.

Why do we need cushions on beds? Why? What purpose do they actually serve? When you go to bed....you have to take them off.....when you get out of bed....you have to put them back on again.

This morning, Sheena made the bed around me and actually set the pillows in position in the middle as I lay there.

I shall be shortly reporting on an unfortunate accident. Who gave the cat petrol and a lighter near the cushions, no one will ever know....