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Sunday 14 July 2013

Adolph Hitler - the Stock, Aitken and Waterman years.

News has just made this reporters desk showing that rather than being a Dictator and mass murderer, starter of wars and all round bad guy of the last century, it appears that Adolph Hitler had a softer side. We always suspected as much.

He had a good line in Stand up comedy and even performed in some of the northern working men's clubs.

"Let me tell you about Eva Braun, she's not much of a looker but she's the only German woman with smooth legs."

He was picked up by Peter Waterman and did some early promotional work with Rick Astley but his career never really took off and he went back on the road as a tribute artiste.

We can all remember his Freddie Mercury.......I want to break Free....

He had a tender side with his a-cappella version of Whitney Houston's I will always love you here seen making eyes at Samantha Brick in the front row of the audience.

For a while he ended up on the West End in as a dancer in A Chorus Line. Here he is singing ONE - singular sensation.......

He did headline in a production of CATS, initially as understudy to Elaine Paige. Here is his show stopping performance of Grisabella singing "Memories!"

 

He wanted to make it big on the continent and tried to show the world his love of all things French with a rendition of Edith Piaf's Je ne regret rien which bombed all over Europe.

He returned to his working mans club roots with his cover of Max Bygraves "You need hands."

But of course his biggest success was his cover of Madonna's "Vogue - strike a pose!"

Unfortunately Katie Hopkins did a review on his upcoming CD "Travels round Europe" which did not go down favourably. She described him as "talentless" and someone who should try an alternative career as he wasn't cut out for singing.

At this point he became upset and shouted at Harvey Silverstein the cameraman and Winston Marley, the tea boy and said that they would all pay for this!

 

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