It's a boy!
Wow. all those photographers on their step ladders in 30 degree sunshine for days on end. I would put money on the fact that the Queen announced the date wrong just to get back at all the paparazzi Their poor little sunburned bald patches turning bright pink as their factor 50 poured onto their zoom lenses.
News reporters across the country will be standing in front of Buckingham palace just to pass on the news to the poor and down trodden masses, some of who have queued, wearing the usual hand me down regalia left over from last years jubilee.
We had the Royal wedding, The Jubilee, The Olympics and now the Royal baby. The Royal feel good effect will soon be credited for the Olympic medal haul, the Lions Tour win, Andy Murray's Wimbledon success, Chris Froom's Tour de France win, the Ashes walkover, Lee Westwoods open victor...oh hold that one......all of a sudden it's great to be British.
AND ITS SUNNY! I suppose the royal baby will get the credit for that soon.
Have we forgotten all about double dip recession, bankrupt businesses, workers pay freeze as politicians pay increase, gas prices and the fact that we don't have enough, electricity prices, petrol prices, immigrants living illegally in our country, unemployed people spending their benefits on a drunken royal knees up to celebrate with money taken from our pockets so that taxpayers can't afford to?
You are damned right we are.
It's like jangling the car keys in front of a baby. It becomes the most important thing in the world.
News that Royal families around the world are now planning for the next royal wedding. The fact that the royal baby boy can now marry Kim Kardashians little girl........
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