Do PAEDOPHILES cause childhood obesity?

Summer holiday week one and already the papers have the" how to keep your children entertained" articles.
Life has changed so much in recent years...says a man tapping on his ipad. Kids no longer need to go abroad on holiday. Heck. We can actually leave them with the grandparents as long as they have good wifi connection then they are fine....in my case I may have to pay to get wifi installed at grandmas.
Kids will sit for hour after hour, downloading, role playing, skyping so who cares whether they are in Hawaii or home....it makes no difference to them.
For those more adventurous....the suggestions involve trips. Family trips. Family trips that involve family tickets for four or more plus travel costs, plus food costs....again for four as a hidden cost to the already mortgage squeezing cost quoted.
Lets try taking the little monsters out...no....just outside. lets oil the bike chains and get them out on the roads.....but there are bad drivers, drunk drivers, blind corners.....
Ok. Well lets just stick to the pavement or the country path and go for a walk. .....what about insect bites, twisting an ankle or MY GOD PAEDOPHILES!
Roller skating....brake an ankle....
Swimming........shared bugs in the water of the pool PAEDOPHILES in the changing room and as for natural currents in rivers my god they could drown.
How about a trip to the playground or adventure playground...those things are never as safe as they make out and have a look around....my god....it's like window shopping for PAEDOPHILES....why does he have a puppy but not a child?
Ok. I've got it. Kids are unable to entertain themselves and we as parents don't have the time to supervise them or the money to take them out and we fear that every single bloke in the world is a kiddie fiddler.
Lets just keep them in the safety of our own house and let them sit there on the Internet face booking their friends......some of whom they have never met, especially the one who says that he likes Justin Bieber and "understands" what they're going through......HELP!

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